“If I could give 0 stars I would.
Started great and arrived on time as promised but after a couple of months started to notice it wasn't working as expected.
With no instructions, no warranty and no returns information we were obliged to continue with this faulty year and the initial problems just got worse and worse.
This year was meant to bring new hope and an exciting start to a new decade but instead we got was fear, stress, isolation confrontation and economical uncertainty.
Stay clear of 2020 anyone who's thinking of revisiting or trying 2020 for the first time, I do not recommend. May I suggest 2017 or 1966 as better options.
Regards,
J”
“A homage to Bob Newhart and his wonderful phone calls:
Where are we going this year. Nowhere apparently!
Nice bookcase. Is it Ikea?
You're on mute.
Yes I have been washing my hands. No I haven't been singing Happy Birthday.
You're on mute. Top right. Microphone with a slash through it. That's it but now turn your bloody volume down.
Apparently nobody knows what 2 metres looks like. We should sell 2 metre long sticks. Make a fortune. Yeh probably right we would end mullering everybody out of the way.
Thank heaven the coffee shop is open again I was beginning to get repetitive strain from having to make it every day.
My hands have started to go funny with all the washing and hand gel.
You're on mute again.
Marco Polo, Preston North End, 9, The Godfather. I never win these bloody things!
No you're not on mute I was just messing with you.
A vaccine! Whoopee!!! It will all be over by Christmas..........................2021!
No you're still on mute...........................................................................”
