I had run out of NOW FOODS whey protein Isolate and few companies supplied it at a reasonable price with next day delivery which I needed ASAP as I was away on the Saturday and delivery would otherwise have been postponed till the Monday had it been any other company/service. So I made the last minute order on the Thursday afternoon praying it would get to me. It arrived that Friday morning. So I awake the following morning at 11am to the sound of a doorbell, as I slowly open the door to the delight of my eyes some absolute sicko is standing in front of me sorted with two glistening 1kg tubs. It was a euphoric moment all my Christmases had come at once. I was so ecstatic that I immediately engulfed one scoop from each tub, one chocolate, one vanilla. Words cannot begin to describe the orgasm of flavours that exploded in my mouth. I was so pumped I decided to squat my way to the gym, when I arrived Iloaded the bar with the usual 140 warm up set (fuark) and while finishing my 20th rep I made a stark realization.... I am Kai Greene. Then I woke up. It was all a dream.