“Sitting by the pool in Egypt I over heard a couple of old ladies comment about some guy wearing Budgy Smugglers, not to be out done I asked if they were wearing "Potatoes in bikinis?"”
“I purchased a pair of Hot Cross buns in 2015 for a holiday in Oz. They have seen action on Penguin Island and the Sunshine Coast. During the summers I'm never out of them. They have seen the Algarve and The Solent. They even get used as undies! In 8 years the only thing that has faded is the care label These things are bulletproof. Genuinely much more comfortable than the competition, and a better look for all us Adonis wannabes who keep their 6 pack's in the fridge.”
“Always a pleasure to receive new Budgys! I'm a massive fan of them use them for seimming and underwater hockey. I'll be ordering some new trunks in a few weeks. 5* service.”