VR Kid + Sprouting Head Organic Tee (Black) Reviews

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“It’s absolutely bad ass. It’s the best t-shirt I have and will ever have owned. I find it hard to reduce to words the gratitude I feel that it exists. I want to have an affair with it and start a new family with it in secret before eventually running away with it. It’s my church. It’s my saviour. 5 stars is Offensively low as a rating. I have written a poem about it: Ode to the Counter Culture Black Organic T-Shirt Oh mighty garment of the counter-culture clan, You rebel against the tyranny of The Man. Born not in sweatshops, but in fields so green, Spun by hand, ethically sourced, and machine-free clean. With fibers organic, and dyes that don’t pollute, You whisper: “Revolution!” (but look pretty cute). Not just a shirt, you’re a flag to unfurl, A statement of values in this topsy-turvy world. The color? Black, of course—what else could it be? The shade of dissent, rebellion, and mystery. It hides coffee stains, it shuns corporate suits, It pairs perfectly with both boots and roots. Worn to poetry slams and vegan cafés, To vintage record shops on drizzly days. You hug my torso in a self-righteous embrace, Telling the world: “I’m woke, and I’ve got taste.” But oh, the irony! Here’s the catch: Your $90 price tag is a capitalist patch. I bought you online from a curated store, With a carbon footprint I cannot ignore. Still, I wear you with pride, this paradox of mine, Sipping kombucha, pretending it’s wine. Discussing late capitalism, nodding along, While secretly humming a pop radio song. You’ve been to protests, you’ve been to the beach, You’ve stretched your organic threads far out of reach. And though you shrink slightly in every wash, Your ethical aura still feels rather posh. Oh, Counter Culture T-Shirt, you’re more than a trend, You’re a lifestyle, a statement, a pseudo-hipster friend. May your seams hold firm, may your message inspire, As I sit here scrolling on my phone, preaching to the choir.”

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