“Great packaging, easy to fit and so fucking bright I saw the skeleton of the bloke I was driving behind on the highway last night.
I'm pretty sure this light is radioactive and will result in the premature deaths of at least fifteen drivers who attempted to rolled out of side streets on the way to work this morning and copped a flick of the highbeam. Apologies in advance to their children!
In case you missed it... I'm very pleased.”