“Hello my name is Luna. Mom didn’t know how to review catnip because in her day it was called something else and is now legal in many states and she didn’t want to try it. I’ve caught many squirrels before but they didn’t smell like my new catnip filled turbo. Mom says the pouches are nice for refilling turbo, but if i don’t stop wakkng her and dad up in the night or before dawn because I’m all skippity pappin’ and jumpity jumpin’ on everything, knocking stuff on the floor, talking to walls, she’s not gonna have to buy any more refills cause I’m going to rehab. I’ll try to behave. Can someone tell her imma need extra food though cause I’m SO hungry please? Meow Love, Luna.”
