“I've never been so Trumped over! Gosh I feel like a dirty little piece of sheeple trash, I keep giving money to diaper Don Trump for election defense fund ,Trump University, and now this new clandestine proud patriots scheme! When will he stop stealing from poor uneducated white trash,p.s. he only cares about himself ,his family,and the rich who shunned him for years!”
“What a find... "Collectable" and "Genuine U.S. Currency" WITH a "Certificate of Authenticity" for this "privately minted golden non-monetary tribute"! THIS is the investment opportunity for the AGES! (Also, 45% of $42.99 is $19.35, not $13.00 - just so you know)”