“The Porter Pants 3.0 are the only pants you need. Good looking and long lasting.
I literally slid down a mountain on my ass (glissading for you fancy mountaineers) in Tajikistan to escape a fast-moving thunderstorm. Lighting above, talus below, cliffs on either side. I expected the pants to be fully trashed, but nope - I washed them that night and wore them to work the next day. Other than the pebbles I kept finding in my pockets, there was no sign that these awesome pants had literally saved my ass the day before. Truly adventure-to-work pants.”
