“Not literally. But I will posit that this t-shirt is so legit it may drive you to insanity. And when I say insanity, I mean, incredulity. And when I say incredulity, I mean an alternate reality… a place where time stands still, in fact. That’s what it’s like to don the artifacts t-shirt… you put it on and suddenly everything that surrounds you comes to a stand still.
You want Buffalo (2 to be exact)? Check. You want a cool sun design? Check. You want the word “Roark” perfectly placed within the design? Check. White paint on black t-shirt? Winning…
Go out for the win, people. Get yourself this t-shirt.”
