“These hug where they should and make me look sexy fine like I can conquer the world as a super hero!! Hold shape, never bunch, like the perfect underwear! Listen up ladies n gents, you need to get you some! These will be that little pep in your step. They are so damn comfortable you’ll think it’s impossible for them to look as adorable as they do! And let me tell ya these will be LUCKY for you as they have been for me!! It’s like bait for a great night, just walk on thru with these on and bam you caught yourself a prize!”
