“I was very excited to get these in the mail, and I decided to wear this pair out on a group date. The fit was great and the 4.5 trunk style always makes me feel confident and euphoric, and the date went well. However, upon returning home, I was struck with one of the worst gastrointestinal viruses I have had in a while. Needless to say, I was distressed and thought my new fit was ruined, but they cleaned up great! Now the only stain is the one that hit my ego that night.”