“I just got this breathalyzer out of curosity and it had good reviews. I tried it last night after having a couple drinks and I blew a 0.400........ What?
I tried it this morning, stone cold sober and blew a 0.100..... Sorry wat?
Completely useless.”
“I got this unit just to see how alcohol metabolizes in your system. Wow. Alcohol stays in your system longer than you think. This will come in very handy with the holidays coming and all that festive cheer being shared. It will keep my friends and I out of trouble, I'm sure.”
