“The absolute best vegetarian turkey on the market - ever. In 30 years of trying all kinds, I dare anyone to try this and it not become their favorite!”
“Last year at Thanksgiving, I had a whole "turkey" that looked real, cooked real but tasted like seasoned cardboard. This year, however, this Quran Vegetarian Meatless Roast was delicious, tasted like turkey without the cruelty. Add a few cranberries and bread stuffing, and it is granma-level Thanksgiving dinner!”
