“Having already purchased one, and loving the scent, I purchased two more of these (I'm a smelly bloke, apparently!).
I seriously can't rave enough about these reed diffusers!
I mean, I take the diffuser from the carton they arrive in and I feel like Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in the pottery wheel scene in the movie Ghost. I mean, I run my fingers over the soft curves of the bottle and I swear I can hear the Righteous Brothers singing Unchained Melody every time I do it! The soft curves flow smoothly under my touch.
But then I realise this is meant to be a manly product and quickly crank up AC/DC on my Walkman (You young people need to Google what that is! Your life will never be the same!)
Then I take hold of the reeds. What can I say about these? They're the perfect fit for my calloused, manly hands. They feel firm, but not in a hard, rough way that would hurt my hands any more than they already are from years of hard work.
I pour some of the scented liquid into the jar, and slide the reeds in through the top of the jar.
Let's talk about the scent itself! I can't describe it- but what a name! I mean you can't get any more manly than "Black Viper"! I feel more powerful even saying it out loud. My neighbours in the townhouse next door must be a bit worried as they caught me this morning on the balcony roaring "Black Viper" at the top of my lungs, like a Viking warrior!”
“I needed some masculinity in my home. Not the sweaty socks sort, but something a bit more pleasant. I literally googled “masculine diffusers” and this came up.
Always a gamble when you order online. Can’t exactly smell anything prior.
Super fast and efficient delivery is the first big positive. Well packed is the second positive. And then I unpacked it and set up the diffuser. OMG!
Smells amazing!
I’ve had it in my bedroom now for about 3 hours. I swear I can feel a big manly handlebar moustache growing as I lay here on my bed! I should add that within 20 minutes if unpacking it, I had a call from the Navy SEALS looking for some testosterone and manhood amongst their team!
I swear I’ve got half a chance now with Sandra Bullock! I’m ready and waiting Sandra, if you happen to read this. Look me up! Google masculine diffusers and an image of my newly grown moustache will come up.”
