“I tell you what my balls and butthole have never been so smooth. It's super nice not having to put a razor near my boys and the dark side of the moon anymore. Cause trying to get a good angle on your butthole is not fun in a shower with soapy water. It's a recipe for disaster, try explaining to the ER nurse why your ass is bleeding.....again.”
“I’ve needed something like this but have been afraid that it’d be too complicated or I’d mess up and burn myself or it wouldn’t work properly. But the directions are thorough and idiot-proof, for which I can vouch. If I can do this, almost anyone can.”
