Was looking forward to receiving my new SpunkMaster 3000. Waited in all morning and had no sign of it so I took the dog for a walk, I turn the corner and find the Delivery Man in the back of his van pummelling his Starfish to bits with it !. Needless to say I refused to take it even after he cleaned it with sanitiser and a baby wipe!. So if you’re driving the red van after Kinky Kev on the 9th October make sure you clean the back as he left a Colon Calling Card!
7 months ago
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