Ah, LoveStrive—the company that believes in commitment so much they refuse to let you break up with them. Their cancellation links? Pure performance art. They exist solely to give you false hope before laughing in your face. Click to cancel? Oops, page not found. Try the "Cancellation Bot"? It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Contact support? If you enjoy shouting into the void, go for it. It’s almost impressive how every single escape route is conveniently “broken.” Almost. At this point, I’m convinced LoveStrive’s business model isn’t helping people understand love—it’s teaching them about toxic relationships. If you enjoy signing up for a service that clings harder than your most regrettable ex, be my guest. Otherwise, run. Fast.