I feel I must warn innocent shoppers like myself I once went in to my local M&S and was waiting to go in to the food hall when this hand grab my arm from behind and this very small lady in her uniform said excuse me sir I have been meaning to say each time I see you what a very smart handsome gentleman you are I thought how kind them a week later I drove in and she was polishing the handlebars on the trolleys and saw me and gave a wave like a helicopter landing I thought what’s next she said as I went to walk in the store I no it’s cheeky but what do you do for a living I said I have some holiday let’s I rent out she said omg my husband and I moved down from Birmingham and brought a B&B she told me where it was I said you have good customer service skills she said it’s part of your training if you don’t have it you don’t get the job I said well Jill in household should go back on that course and said how rude she was to me she said you should report her I no who you mean we call her lady Spencer as she as she said this Jill came to get a trolley when she went I said that’s was awkward when I saw the lady again she said mother and daughter were giving her a hard time because she had been taking to me outside hence the chocolates which was a big mistake she turned out to be a poison Dwarf I just felt bad that I had caused her problem’s at work and I swear this is the truth unlike her lies