The postman is great, rest of the company is an abject failure.
Nasty little man in red van always puts card through my door and leaves without knocking or trying to deliver.
He does this out of spite because several years ago I had to report one of his Royal Fail colleagues to the pigs for stalking me relentlessly for several years.
The oinkers said I should stop intimidating my stalker by reporting him!
So I cast a banishing spell on the Royal Fail Stalker and within weeks he met with a well-deserved injury and was never seen again.
7 months ago
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