As I approached a store assistant, a Harry Kane lookalike served me after going bright red he showed me where the condoms are. He then proceeded to make a rubbish joke about how he done stuff with Madeleine McCann. As he turned round he nearly took my head off with his big nose. He's got a prison haircut and his teeth looked like he was hit by a bus. As I walked out the store the slabhead shouted TTTTEEEEESSCOOOOO!!!! ( Like Harry Kane ) . P.S. IF he had something wrong with him, I wouldn't be surprised.
6 years ago
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