In my relentless quest to expose the myriad inadequacies of online retailers, I typically derive immense satisfaction from dissecting even the most trivial of flaws, inflating them with a certain sense of righteousness to ensure that the public is not short-changed. However, much to my chagrin, my recent purchase of the Enlightened Equipment Revelation APEX Quilt from Valley & Peak has left me bereft of any such opportunities. The website was flawless, the service beyond reproach, and the delivery frustratingly prompt. It seems, regrettably, that I must extend my congratulations to the infuriatingly competent team at Valley & Peak. Well played.