Oh, where do I even begin with Ubisoft's customer support? It's like they're running a marathon in slow motion. I emailed them, sent in tickets, and even tried carrier pigeons, but it seems like they're operating on a time zone located somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. I've waited more than three weeks for a reply, and it feels like I'm sending messages into a black hole. It's as if their customer support team took a vacation to Mars without setting up an out-of-office email. Maybe they're using carrier snails instead of pigeons—those little guys must be on a really leisurely stroll. I tried calling them, but it seems like the hold music is their version of a never-ending symphony. I've aged a year just waiting for someone to pick up. I even considered starting a support group for people who are still waiting for Ubisoft's customer support to respond. In the age of instant communication, Ubisoft's customer support is like a relic from the past. Maybe they're secretly time travelers trying to recreate the authentic experience of waiting for a letter in the mail. It's so retro; I almost want to send them a fax just to see if it'll get a faster response. Overall, dealing with Ubisoft's customer support is like participating in an extreme sport—extreme waiting. If patience were an Olympic event, they'd be gold medalists.