“This isn't my ideal hook-up site, but it's still worth checking out since there is no such thing as a perfect hook-up site. This one works for me because I have a nice mix of women in or around 10-20 miles from where I live.
If I stayed at another location, perhaps it would be better. But let's face it: you've seen them all. They all have the same problems, and if you're lucky enough to find one that works for you despite their faults, I urge you to stay with it since the ideal hookup site DOES NOT EXIST.”