Hammock Maker of the Decade Your hammocks were received by our mailbox, all the family gathered around to lovingly take the hammocks into our home to open the environmentally friendly packaging and experience the wonders of your products. At the same time, neighbours and strangers started to gather in our driveway, the warmth and loving glow emitting from your products were so infectious, soon hundreds of people were linking arms and singing songs about love, friendship, and family in a human chain that circled our suburb. Upon opening and feeling your product my whole family, simultaneously began to weep, as we have never been so blessed in taking ownership of such a functional, beautiful and noble product. Immediately we hung our hammocks in such a way that we could all hold hands and stare into each other’s eyes while experiencing such comfort and trust in your product, so much so that we all fell into an instant sleep, a deep satisfying sleep that lasted for days maybe weeks. Upon waking months later, we laughed and smiled at each other, as a family we knew we had just shared something very special, close and sincere. An experience that would strengthen our family bond and unite our future bloodlines for generations to come. As we took our hammocks down, held them in our hands and walked outside. The now ten-thousand-strong crowd applauded and celebrated in appreciation as they knew they had just been a part of something wonderful. As I stood before the fifty-thousand-strong crowd I motioned for silence. In the absence of sound, I raised my clenched fist holding my hammock and shouted one work NAKIE. The now two hundred-thousand-strong crowd chanted, NAKIE, NAKIE, NAKIE, NAKIE, NAKIE and all knew that NAKIE was king in the world of hammocks. Your trusted ambassadors the Tonks family, Darwin NT