“I bought it. I rode it 10 mins home. I rode it to work two days later for the second time. 10 mins into the ride the chain snapped from under my feet, as did the frame around the chain.
I had to get to work - hadn’t yet bought a lock - so had to hide it in a bush while I paid for an uber to get to my meeting on time.
Two hours later I paid for another uber back to the bush to find the bike was (unsurprisingly gone).
Fastest $300 I have ever spent.”