“I was so excited for this sofa. The pictures made it look plush, modern, and inviting—like the kind of couch you’d sink into after a long day and instantly forget all your problems. Instead, I got something that feels like it was built out of cardboard and false promises.
The frame creaks louder than my knees when I stand up, and the “solid construction” they brag about? Pretty sure it’s held together by hope and cheap staples. But the real kicker: the cushions. The listing said they’d “fully expand within 72 hours.” It’s been a month. A whole month. I could have grown a new personality in that time, but these cushions are still flatter than my motivation on a Monday morning.
I’ve fluffed, flipped, begged, and even sat on them out of pity—nothing. They look like deflated pancakes that gave up on being furniture.
At this point, I’m not sure if I bought a sofa or an elaborate prank. If you want something comfortable, keep looking. If you want a constant reminder of life’s disappointments, this is the one for you.”
