“Being in Texas, I had to have this patterned, "jug ". Wish there were more Western, style longhorn patterns and rodeo patterns out there.
This thing is kinda like a tank. It's tough, good- lookin' and doesn't leak!
I am happy with my hydro.”
“Who is gonna look at this thing and think "no, no way. not that" because it's certainly not me. It's cute. It's functional. It gives me joy on bad days. It keeps me from throwing a coworker out of the window. It keeps me hydrated, at a minimum. You won't be disappointed, unless you don't like cows, and who can honestly say they don't like cows?! No one, that's who.”