“These things breathe, finally. Most leggings get swampy after 20 mins but my KAPOWS actually stay dry and chill even during HIIT and still look new after weeks of abuse.”
“Perform very well, having been delivered by winged Pegasus
Being a Welshman I have a Dragon in my pants, obvioiusly this makes running difficult but kapow meggings pull him inline and focus his Dragon powers ( this strangely feels like very good compression)
The starlord meggings not only possess so much ,mystical space magic they turned my big dogs that run with me into rainbow unicorns, the compression gave warp speed MegaThrust power, allowing me to dodge between, the oddly rainbow coloured rain drops in a storm
Not only was the performance of my meggings (Starlord and Thermal) oustanding and took my perfamce into the realms of the incredible but when wearing them, I became so attractive married couples renounced their vows and were clawing at my thighs pledging their eternal lust for my compressed and well perfoming loins”
“These Starlord Meggings certainly got some favourable comments in the gym (and also some plainly jealous remarks in the changing rooms)! They really are great looking, fit well and make a statement. At 76, I feel 40 years younger wearing these!”
“BIG fan of the original Starlord print – stoked to see these back in stock with some new upgrades. Definitely prefer the cell phone pocket on the thigh, nice work guys :) :)”
