“Imagine this: Imagine wall street at peak transaction hour, everything is chaos, bodies pressing into each other trying to make their voices heard over the background noise. Uncertainty is the mistress of this environment. But she doesn't rule me. Not since I've got my Determinator 3000. My cubicle is the island of serenity in the chaos of market fluctuations. With a palm hat over my head, sandals, shorts, Hawaiian shirt and a piña colada in my hand I relax and live life. The difficult decisions I leave to my trusty Determinator 3000. One spin is all it gets to navigate through my otherwise stressful day.
Thank you Determinator 3000 for eliminating the uncertainty in my life.”
