“I asked Determinator 3000 if I should rate it: It said YES!
I asked Determinator 3000 if I should give 5 stars: It said YES!
I asked Determinator 3000 if I should elaborate my review: It said NO!
Duck Science has spoken.”
“I accidentally had this product sent to the wrong address and I spoke with customer service they were very polite then sent another but seemed too ignore the first message I sent and delivered it to the exact address once again”
“After Determinator arrived in my Life, it has given me solid advice and somehow I ended up as a second hand underwear salesman in Indonesia, with my hair tinted purple and married to an octopuss. 10/10 would recommend!”
