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“The day I was attacked by a Squirtle was a day I will never forget. I was walking home from work, minding my own business, when I heard a loud noise behind me. I turned around and saw a Squirtle charging at me, its water gun pointed directly at my face. I knew I had to do something, so I quickly put my Melin on, my waterproof and washable hat. The Squirtle's water gun fired, but the water just bounced off my Melin hat and onto the ground. The Squirtle was so surprised that it stopped in its tracks. I took advantage of the Squirtle's surprise and ran away as fast as I could. The Squirtle chased me for a few blocks, but I eventually lost it. I was safe, thanks to my trusty hat. -- As I walked home, I couldn't help but laugh. I had just been attacked by a water type Pokemon, but I had survived thanks to my waterproof and washable hat. It was the most ridiculous thing that had ever happened to me, but I was also grateful that I was okay. I decided that I would never go outside without my Melin again. It was my lucky hat, and I knew that it would protect me from any future Squirtle attacks. The next day, I went back to the spot where I had been attacked. I wanted to see if there was anything left behind. Sure enough, I found the Squirtle's water gun. I picked it up and examined it. It was a pretty powerful weapon, but it was no match for my hat. I smiled to myself. I was glad that I had been wearing my hat that day. It had saved my life, and I would never forget it.”
