“Best hat I’ve ever owned until it got lost in the river while tubing in golden, co.
Decided to wear my fav hat considering it’s water proof and fits my head perfectly. Some lady accidentally fully kicked my tube causing me to flip over and lose my favorite hat (not the hat’s fault, it was pretty gnarly)
Pissed, hatless, nothing other to do than write a review reminiscing on my favorite hat that I once owned 15 min ago. If only they weren’t sold out (you know what to do, Melin) love you”