“My Melin collection is getting so massive it’s going to have its own gravitational field, if I’m not careful. Fortunately, this Hydrolite version of Trenches is so light weight that it may give photons a run for its money when it comes weightlessness because you literally forget you’re sporting anything atop of your dome, when rocking this aerodynamic masterpiece in quantum mechanics, specializing in space age cutting edge headgear technology that’s light years ahead of anything else on the market. In short, Trenches Hydrolite may be the most comfortable hat by Melin thus far and I like it a lot. In fact, it is my life’s mission to be be able to obtain Hydrolite Odyssey if and when it is restocked again and hopefully doesn’t sell out faster than I can sigh.”
