“It's a very good quality mosquito net. Easy to install and gives you a lot of space in the hammock. It's very compact and lightweight. I know it will last a while.”
“Now, don't get me wrong. I appreciate the tree of life; all that bo-diddly smartness behind the philosophy that one animal needs to feed off another, and that such hierarchy maintains the finer balances in a world, despite its highly unbalanced that shows such imbalance.. and yet,
while i understand the intelligence in all the wordiness that lies above,
i'd much rather- float in a pool of innocent gain; lying inches from the leering jowls of the fine-dining monsters who peer hungrily on dainty legs at the silky caramel saccharin coating- um, my skin... thirsting for the taste of blood which their mealy-bug eyes have decided is sweeter than the finest cane sugar...
That's right, I'd much rather be- under here, under my Nakie bug net... because one of us- um, me- refuses to play the old game of "tree of life" :)
Nakie and I know better. Goodbye mossie, no-see-ums, black-horse-deer-whatever-fly. Good Bye me friends”
