“My GOAT chain arrived last night. Looks awesome! It has a really nice heft to it; it's not heavy per se, but it has substance. My only semi-complaint is with how well the chain was wrapped for shipping. And let me be clear - it was wrapped very well. So well that it took me several minutes to remove the plastic. Get a small pair of scissors, and you'll be rocking this bad boy right away.”
“I'm guessing your league mates won't think you dropped a quarter mill for this necklace but it looks and feels the part. It would fool an untrained eye and not knowing context.
If you've won... you gotta troll 'em! If you've won back to back, then you absolutely have to do it!!
A bit of a guilty expenditure but so is fantasy football. This hanging off the side of your desk, your office door, off of your rearview, wearing it to next year's draft party etc.. mine hangs on the inside of my locker door in our locker room. Every time I open my locker (daily), you can hear the groans. lol. It's awesome. I straight face it and say "If I win every year and you don't, then how would I not be the goat?" I think it's worth it.”
