“My girlfriend and leaguemates absolutely hate this, but it's just the right size that I can easily get away with having this beautiful reminder of my 16-0 season (second championship in a row, by the way) prominently displayed in my apartment for all to take in and admire. I intend to never have to give it up again, but sometimes the FF gods decide that others should win too. I'll cross that bridge when we get there.”
