A Shower of Incompetence Well, I thought I was ordering a shower from Home Depot. What I actually got was a masterclass in how not to run a delivery service. According to Home Depot, my shower was "delivered" weeks ago. Odd, considering my driveway was suspiciously shower-free. After spending three delightful hours on the phone with eight (yes, eight!) different customer service reps—each more confused than the last—the best they could offer was a refund. Apparently, asking them to locate the driver or contact the warehouse was too ambitious. Fast-forward three weeks, and guess what? My shower magically appears! Not on my porch. Not with a knock or a note. Just dumped in my driveway, beautifully blocking in my car like it belonged there all along. No warning. No explanation. Just... there. And the best part? The refund had already been issued. So now I’ve got a surprise shower and the vague moral dilemma of owning something I technically didn't pay for. Bravo, Home Depot. Truly top-tier logistics and communication. This is your retailer if you're into mystery deliveries, customer service bingo, and driveways turned obstacle courses.