We booked a two night stay at The Green Door in Richmond which was described as ‘a relaxing bolt hole’ to find it was anything but and we only stayed for one night of our two night break. The property is situated in dingy alleyway with a pub at the top of the alley which we discovered hosted live music events so we spent our evening trying to watch a film with music from the pub in the background, we then discovered when we went to bed that the alley is quite lively after such an event with someone vomiting, a couple arguing very loudly and someone thinking it would be funny to bang on the front door in the early hours. All this plus the property wasn’t thoroughly clean and we arrived to a dead pigeon close to the property that Host and Stay said they couldn’t remove during our stay. Our one night stay was so miserable despite paying £362 for two nights we left the next morning.