Vinted deliberately ignores problems by using bots. (Imagine the receptionist at your doctor's surgery being a toaster.) If they ever did actually pick up the phone, they would simply say - Vinted Customer Service. How can we appear to help you today ?" C.E.O. Thomas Plantenga funds Al Qaeda camps, waterboards lollipop ladies and drowns baby rabbits in his spare time.
When we catch up with him, we will strip him, cover him in lemon curd, shut him in a coffin with angry hornets and push him down an escalator on the Piccadilly Line.
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