CAFCASS, the bureaucratic beast lurking in the murky undergrowth of our family's legal intricacies! Their tendrils entwined with the roots of our familial dynamics, emitting a pungent scent of bias and manipulation that permeates the very air we breathe. It’s like a malodorous bloom, spreading its stench of injustice while masquerading as the paragon of impartiality. For how long have they been involved? Well, it feels like they’ve been slithering through our legal landscape for an eternity, pollinating narratives with their biased agenda and fabricating 'voice of the child' interviews like a factory of deceit. They cloak themselves in the guise of authority, but beneath their facade lies a tangled web of manipulation and deception.