“This stuff smells very good. A little bit goes a long way. I put it on one wrist and that's about all I need. Lots of guys think you need to pour cologne all over you to have the appropriate effect, but I think otherwise. Just a hint of it wafting through the air is enough. What is the appropriate effect, precisely? I dunno. Is it supposed to get you women? If that's it, then it's not working. Personally I think the 'sensuality' ascribed to cologne is largely the product of marketing and doesn't really exist in real life anyway. But hey, it makes me smell better than just my deodorant does, so I'm wearing it mostly because I like it, not because others do. I briefly considered drinking it so my next few bathroom experiences would smell fan...”
