“Never again do I have to wonder about my free will. I have a shiny, beautiful pin (with two posts for strength and stability) to let me know what the universe has in store for me. “Should I have one more little mint? It’s only wafer thin!” And my pin told me “YOLO!” so here we go!”
“At first I didn't think the cosmos was fully deterministic because the illusion of free will is so well simulated, but now that I have my determinator, every spin matches the preditions made by the standard model.”
