“It tastes like if you had apple squash and diluted it with a lot of water, although it's smell reminds me of apple flavoured moams. I quite enjoy this flavour.”
“Hi,
I’ll be blunt: for what this costs, I was expecting to have my taste buds blown away—not left wondering if I’d just sipped water that might have walked past a fruit bowl once.
I tried four flavours, and every single one was weak. The cola, which you proudly claim is better than the real thing, was genuinely awful. I even gave it the benefit of the doubt—mixed it with sparkling water like some alchemist trying to recreate Coca-Cola in a lab—and it still tasted like disappointment with a splash of regret.
As for the orange? I’m using two tablets in 600ml just to barely get a whiff of citrus. At this rate, I’ll need a second mortgage just to taste the damn thing.
The marketing was all hype and high drama—“life-changing,” “mind-blowing,” “revolutionary.” Honestly, I’ve seen more realism in WWE promos. It’s less “amazing new drink innovation” and more “expensive hydration cosplay.”
I don’t enjoy tearing into brands, but if honesty’s offensive, then buckle up. This was a waste of money, a waste of time, and a massive letdown. I’ll be choking down the remaining boxes—minus the cola, which is being exiled to the nearest bin with extreme prejudice.
Not impressed. Not amused. Not recommending.
Cheers,
Dave”
