“Hi,
I’ll be blunt: for what this costs, I was expecting to have my taste buds blown away—not left wondering if I’d just sipped water that might have walked past a fruit bowl once.
I tried four flavours, and every single one was weak. The cola, which you proudly claim is better than the real thing, was genuinely awful. I even gave it the benefit of the doubt—mixed it with sparkling water like some alchemist trying to recreate Coca-Cola in a lab—and it still tasted like disappointment with a splash of regret.
As for the orange? I’m using two tablets in 600ml just to barely get a whiff of citrus. At this rate, I’ll need a second mortgage just to taste the damn thing.
The marketing was all hype and high drama—“life-changing,” “mind-blowing,” “revolutionary.” Honestly, I’ve seen more realism in WWE promos. It’s less “amazing new drink innovation” and more “expensive hydration cosplay.”
I don’t enjoy tearing into brands, but if honesty’s offensive, then buckle up. This was a waste of money, a waste of time, and a massive letdown. I’ll be choking down the remaining boxes—minus the cola, which is being exiled to the nearest bin with extreme prejudice.
Not impressed. Not amused. Not recommending.
Cheers,
Dave”
“Sorry but one of the first and rare misses for me in terms of flavour. Pectin heavy, strong and tasting very artificial. Would prefer a lighter flavour more reminiscent of a Granny Smith or Pink Lady Apple. Pls keep evolving the flavour profile.”
“lAbsolutely love this! All the new flavours last year (cola, grapefruit, lemon, orange, frosted lime and now this one, (don't want to spoil it for those who have no idea what it is so not going to say here, sorry folks) are very different from those that came before and make such a refreshing and pleasant change. Cannot wait to see this come out 'properly' so I can buy more. Please keep making flavours like these as they are so versatile for mixing up with other flavours and spices etc. Hint, this one is fantastic hot or cold with clove/ginger/cinnamon added”
