The delivery was a rug. The driver clearly had decided that they didn't want to deliver the rug and so took it upon themselves to sneak around and slap notices on my door rather than knocking. I desperately tried to change the delivery time and date to a point where I could be at home and they'd have to deliver that stupid rug. The company was totally unhelpful and now I have to rent a truck to get a rug for whose delivery I already paid.
This is a horrible experience that has cost me hours of my precious time.
Thanks for nothing, UPS.