“We went as a party of 12 on a hen do, we were there half an hour before we got asked for drinks which took another half hour to come they also ran out of jugs for the sangria when we asked we got a very rude reply! The staff and the manager couldn’t care less very rude and unprofessional. Waited at least an hour before we got our starter the service was very very slow clearly not enough staff! The food was ok to be fair but we didn’t stay for our desserts had enough of waiting around. There was also a couple more tables complaining too but they didn’t seem bothered definitely would not recommend and will not be returning very disappointing!”
“APPALLING BEHAVIOUR
How dare this restaurant Management feel it appropriate for their staff to approach a group of female business professionals with inappropriate comments during their evening meal & visit. You should be ashamed of yourself and immediately arrange some Equality & Diversity training for your establishment. British women are NOT easy targets to sexual innuendos. Clean up your act and get rid of staff who cause an uncomfortable evening. For clarity the suggested table of men hadn't even made a comment about the ladies so your staff have filthy minds!!
Clean up your attitude this is 2026 not the 1950's . Women will stand up; be counted and heard!!”
“Bad evening booked for family celebration- had to wait over hour and half for starters and then all food came at once ! Food floating in oil and no apology / so sad not nice would suggest avoid”
“Die Musik war viel zu laut,man konnte sich überhaupt nicht unterhalten. Egal wo man hin ging, in jeder Ecke war eine Box die einen beschallte. Wir waren Ostersonntag da und ich war entsetzt. Viele junge Frauen mit kleinen Kindern. Ich selber habe eine Frau auf ihr weinendes Kind aufmerksam gemacht. Für Kinderohren ist die Musik noch um ein vielfaches lauter und unverantwortlich. Hier sollte der Inhaber mal überlegen, ob er das auf Dauer verantworten kann oder möchte. DIe jungen, besonders englischen, Mütter sehen wohl nur sich und ihr Vergnügen. In Deutschland würde ich den Kinderschutz einschalten. Kinder haben in einem Club mit extrem lauter Musik nichts zu suchen.”
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“Our stares were good. French onion soup. We had 2 different fish main course. Both cold. We told the the manager. He took them away and microwave the 2l plates. I told him it was not acceptable. He told me I was rude. !”
“We had an amazing night. The live music was amazing James the new manager took real good care of us pouring wine and engaging in pleasant conversation. The food was slightly underwhelming but not bad. Overall we enjoyed the experience.”
“Amazing as always!
I came here four years ago on my hen do. It was by far the best night out we had (agreed by all 14 of us)
I have been back with a different group of friends every year since then, and it never fails to impress.
Entertainment on point, food amazing, great service and the best atmosphere!
Will always recommend and always book in on my yearly trips to Marbella !
.. also a visit from Elliott himself this Saturday, although I didn’t manage to get a photo with him, (didn’t want to pester) it topped our night off perfectly!
This place is a must if you want a fabulous night out!!”
“Dreadful food had the surf and turf lobster Thermidor and steak. Asked for steam to be cooked medium came up virtually blue and cold the lobster was non existent a gooey bechamal type of sauce but no lobster cracked open a claw to find up a shrivelled piece of claw meat which did not extend to the end of the claw I would say a secondhand lobster shell which had been previously frozen I paid 135 on the special menus and didn’t get to have desert - shocking - entertainment really good fun but what’s going on with the food chef Steven less dancing the night away and more checking what’s coming out of your kitchen ! Fine dining absolutely not disappointing Elliot needs to take a look at what’s going on around him and the hangers on!”
“Atrocious experience, unbelievably slow service, food served cold, hapless staff nowhere to be seen, my own mother brought to tears. Who’s in charge of this place? I look forward to the day this tasteless sham of an establishment gets shut down.”
“Absolutely shocking experience. Food was terrible and over priced. 2 and a half hours waiting for a terrible roast without any potatoes or veg. Music was so loud you couldn't speak (we asked for it to be turned down on multiple occasions). Ended up leaving before dessert ( even though we had already paid for it) because the experience was so unpleasant.
We have been here a few times and it has been getting steadily worse each time but this was laughably poor. Do not come here.”
“This was supposed to be the number one restaurant in Cala de Mijas
The food is dreadful and massively overpriced as well as the drinks
Disorganised bar staff an absolute joke
I would never go back here there are better restaurants that serve better food at sensible prices”
“Decor is lovely but unfortunately the service and standard of food is deplorable. Overcooked beef, chewy lamb and extremely discourteous hostess. Unfortunately way below reasonable expectations.”
“Bland tasteless food with rude un-qualified staff.Very disappointing evening. We first sat inside where the sound of the singer was so loud that we could not hear each other. After immediate consultation, we were begrudgingly allowed to sit outside under a very loud speaker. As a party of 5 all Main course were inedible, Almost €50 for pork belly and Lamb with no seasoning or rosemary. We got glasses that were chipped and seemed be cause us to be glared at when highlighted to staff. For us never again, there are so many better and friendlier restaurants in La Cala de Mijas.”
