“Our stares were good. French onion soup. We had 2 different fish main course. Both cold. We told the the manager. He took them away and microwave the 2l plates. I told him it was not acceptable. He told me I was rude. !”
“Dreadful food had the surf and turf lobster Thermidor and steak. Asked for steam to be cooked medium came up virtually blue and cold the lobster was non existent a gooey bechamal type of sauce but no lobster cracked open a claw to find up a shrivelled piece of claw meat which did not extend to the end of the claw I would say a secondhand lobster shell which had been previously frozen I paid 135 on the special menus and didn’t get to have desert - shocking - entertainment really good fun but what’s going on with the food chef Steven less dancing the night away and more checking what’s coming out of your kitchen ! Fine dining absolutely not disappointing Elliot needs to take a look at what’s going on around him and the hangers on!”
“Atrocious experience, unbelievably slow service, food served cold, hapless staff nowhere to be seen, my own mother brought to tears. Who’s in charge of this place? I look forward to the day this tasteless sham of an establishment gets shut down.”
“Absolutely shocking experience. Food was terrible and over priced. 2 and a half hours waiting for a terrible roast without any potatoes or veg. Music was so loud you couldn't speak (we asked for it to be turned down on multiple occasions). Ended up leaving before dessert ( even though we had already paid for it) because the experience was so unpleasant.
We have been here a few times and it has been getting steadily worse each time but this was laughably poor. Do not come here.”
“This was supposed to be the number one restaurant in Cala de Mijas
The food is dreadful and massively overpriced as well as the drinks
Disorganised bar staff an absolute joke
I would never go back here there are better restaurants that serve better food at sensible prices”
“Decor is lovely but unfortunately the service and standard of food is deplorable. Overcooked beef, chewy lamb and extremely discourteous hostess. Unfortunately way below reasonable expectations.”
“Bland tasteless food with rude un-qualified staff.Very disappointing evening. We first sat inside where the sound of the singer was so loud that we could not hear each other. After immediate consultation, we were begrudgingly allowed to sit outside under a very loud speaker. As a party of 5 all Main course were inedible, Almost €50 for pork belly and Lamb with no seasoning or rosemary. We got glasses that were chipped and seemed be cause us to be glared at when highlighted to staff. For us never again, there are so many better and friendlier restaurants in La Cala de Mijas.”