“I love your cruise chews. Me and a friend had them. I was cruising but she was on another level but we laughed and laughed. We will be ordering again. I’m telling all my friends about your chews.”
“Cheech & Chong are the funniest comedian duo Earth has birthed. Several times, while laughing hysterically at some parts of their movies, I realized I was maxed out. That is, my brain, my lungs and even my back couldn't crank up the laugh reflex any higher. It was set to 10. I thanked my lucky stars I wasn't fighting diarrhea problems currently because the movie got funnier. My brain was writing checks my body couldn't cash. I hurt myself but did this stop me from laughing? No it didn't. I wanted to laugh harder. The people around me thought I was having convulsions and called the authorities. Of course, by the time the first responders responded I was okay. Then I thought of the line, "Uh, we're here to reprocess the furniture" and it started all over again. I'm scheduled for hernia surgery this Monday. I don't think there's a line that should never be crossed when it comes to humor but if there is, I'm sure Cheech & Chong will locate this line and promptly step over it. Thank you Cheech & Chong.”
“I've been using the Cruise Chews and the Space Chews. The Cruise Chews are great! I have spinal stenosis in 4 lumbar discs and I've been on pain medication for 8 years. These chews are just right to take away the pain the pills don't get. Best I've felt in years. Thank you.”
“I wrote a review about my experience with Cruise Chews. I stated that they help me with pain and mellows me out from anxiety.
I recently purchased Space Chews, and boy oh boy do I feel a lot better!
I thank you both again for this amazing product.”
“I so enjoy cruise chews. I have Menieres disease and so I fall a lot and thus have developed much nerve damage. I have chronic pain and don't like taking opioids. I live in Texas and so I can't smoke weed plus I don't enjoy smoking anyway, so cruise chews are the perfect choice for me. Unfortunately I am on disability so my budget is very tight but I saved up and with SantaTommy Was able to get 3 months worth. I'll just have to cut back on something else for a few months. Too bad Medicaid won't pay. It's much better than pain pills and it works better. Teri Ames”
“I've been looking for a way to relax that's new. Typically a few beers was my choice. Now I found Tommy and cheech. Have a chew and have a seltzer I'm good.”
“I ordered 6 jars of one of your products but I never got it. I finally called and they were wonderful! Didn’t expect that! They said they would send it out right away even though we didn’t know what happened to it. I’m 83 and love your products. Without your gummies I don’t know if I would have made it this long. They really have helped my pain. Thank u for helping me so kindly.”
“I currently use the Cruise Chews and the Space Chews. They work great!! I suffer with Sciatica and the pain is always worse when I’m lying down. So sleeping is a struggle until now! I sleep very well because of the Chews and I highly recommend them to everyone 😊”
“I didn't know Tommy could do the things he does. Stay out there on the cutting edge, man! Besides all that, the service is fantastic! The product was delivered within a few days for free.”
“My order arrived super fast and when i tried one i was totally satisfied with the results. I was relaxed and felt less pain in my joints. When I get low on my chews i will be placing another order.
I was overly surprised at the potency of the chews which put me in a mellow mood. I would recommend cruise chews to anyone looking for a way to relieve stress and to mellow out...Thanks Cheech and Chong for a great product.”
