“Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asnee (my brotha), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl, Whitney (my G)
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know
I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Forty degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap”
“Cheque assistant Anne " mature" lady makes up for the constant waiting time at checkouts due to lack of open checkout at all times of the day perhaps a ploy to make us use self service checkouts?
Anne always smiling helpful with a quick word promoting friendly service the kind of reception you receive at the small local shops without causing delay.
I was responsible for teaching customer care for 25 outlets took great pleasure seeing staff respond like her she is a pleasure to be see
Store Is Giffnock in East Renfrewshire.
Lastly could not find compliment site to write”
“Just had to write and say about the morrisons mini traditional pasties ... used to be to die for ... just had three and every one was full of gristle !! .. very poor Morrisons ... I would of expected better , your not the cheapest supermarket by a long way ... be careful not to take customer loyalty for granted ...”
“Been internet shopping since may and the drivers were great. Last few weeks they are always in a rush despite being early. I've got inflamed hips and lifting and carrying heavy items is painful. Tonight delivery was early as texted and said yes as fine by me. As requested he brought the bags in but as was checking eggs he left heaviest items milk and potatoes on floor. First time that's happened and did say hips were bad , didn't notice until he'd gone. Otherwise everything ok.”
“Pinchbeck store. Generally OK but fresh food quality is questionable. A lemon and bunch of grapes bought last week were rotten after 2 days. Also a £3.60 meal from their Best range had 3 lumps of steak which were so tough that they were spat into the waste bin.”
“Clean store with helpful, friendly staff and consistent product ranges. As with many supermarkets, they just can't stop themselves from occasionally moving things around just to upset the complacency of the regulars!
We do tend to notice that prices can jump up, and I know sometimes that I can get the same product cheaper at a competitor, but overall we like our smaller branch.”
“They don't, I've shopped there for a long time, but I'm finding now they're sell by dates, are the next day or following no length on them at all, so I'm going to change where I shop, asda has good sell by dates”
“Just been to Morrisons Paignton whilst on holiday in Devon it's the 6th of November and there's Christmas song after Christmas song blurting out of the PA system!!!! Is it me or is it way too early for all this. Christmas seems an age away!! It also seems very manipulative, just smacks of greed (must squeeze out every drop of money from the Christmas period).To me it's hateful and totally out of place this early in November! What's wrong with starting the music this time in December. I love Christmas and I love music but really!!! Too much”
“I would love to know the real truth behind Morrison's carrier bags lol, is one entitled to a free bag if one buys fresh meat, every cashier says different, one cashier will say 'free bag if you buy any fresh meat product while another says 'nope you only have a bag if its fresh meat from the butchers counter' huh? so does that mean the meat is unfresh from the counters then... very puzzling lol another will say 'Im not sure, so have a bag on me' hahaha the mind boggles :) Also I would love to know how many more hundreds I need to spend to achieve a five pound voucher with points? lol”
“When I enquired about stock the customer care team were very polite and quick to find out the relevant info. However they were as clueless as I about when stock was due to come in for the product in question. This product had been out of stock 2 days in a row and other people I know have experienced similar stock issues in their local branch.”
“well, actually , Morrisons DON't make me happy. in fact, i hardly ever venture into the Dalkeith store except when i want haddock fillets. for some reason, Tesco seem to have problems stocking fresh haddock.
i refused cold meat last year because the server did'nt use plastic gloves when handling. in confronting an excuse for a manager, he claimed Morrison's have a clean hand policy. what ?, i informed him that EVERY food establishment in the UK is bound by law to have a clean hands policy. but that means nothing really. as an ex-chef of 30 years, i've seen some really dirty excuses for cooks & hygiene.
thought i would take advantage of their half price roast beef joints at Easter, (i should really know better but as a pensioner i need to watch the pennies these days)......it was tougher than old nicks Boots.
this weekend, while buying my haddock, i noticed Popes eye steak on offer. THAT TOO, was as tough as an old bus tyre. seems Morrison's are selling inferior meat , cheap, to draw in customers. no more Morrison's for me, i can get my haddock elsewhere. extremely dossappointed with this store.”
“I was at my local morrisons goin to buy a couple of oranges and i was struggling to deal with my 6 children when the man from the checkout who i think was called jewels came and helped me . He was so good at handling kids and even recommended taking them to julians play pit.the only downside about this visit is 3 of my kids got momentarally lost but luckily was with my man jewels top hero”
“Visited Morrisons store in Barry South Wales today Friday 18th November. On visiting the ladies toilet out of 3 toilets there was only 1 door. One of the toilets has been out of order for at least 4 weeks. There was patches of water in at least 4 aisles, and the codes for lobster and red cabbage were not even in the tills. Maybe the store could close overnight for these faults to be rectified.”
“I bought a new "Best " Canadian Lobster and Cromer Crab macaroni cheese, in part influenced by the TV ad. Well, all I can say is that it was very poor value for money and I will not be buying any more of the Best range if this is an example of it. You had the carb heavy macaroni topped with thick breadcrumbs and virtually no sauce at all. I found the tiniest trace of crab, none of lobster and the whole thing was thoroughly dry and unappetising. I can't believe you charge £6 for what was pasta and breadcrumbs with virtually no sauce or fish. Save the money from TV adveetising and put it towards improving the recipe. Very disappointed and I feel ripped off.”
