Strap in you shower of lunatics and let me tell you about Jimmy's Cold Coffee—this stuff is like what mornings think of when they are whacking it. First sip, and my taste buds threw a party! Smooth as a jazz solo on a Sunday, and cooler than the other side of the pillow on a hot summer's night. It's like a refreshing slap in the face—except it's all love, no drama. I'm pretty sure this drink has secret powers because suddenly, I feel like I could actually get on with my job for once instead of trying to find vintage watches and new careers on the world wide web. So, kudos to Jimmy for bottling up this liquid happiness. It's the kind of cold that warms your heart and puts a spring in your step. It's not just coffee; it's the only thing keeping society in check. It's like the ravens at the Tower of London.